I would have settled for a deng trade.
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I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.
This is like getting Mxyzptlk to say his name backward
Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!
In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was…
Giants go no surnames at home, with surnames on the road.
To be fair, there isn’t really much left of Ryan Howard for us to lose. The guy who once socked 58 dingers in a…
Your 20116 World Series Champions!
This will be great in 2128 when the Cubs are lamenting that fateful 2016 tattoo by some random twitter dude. “The Curse of the Bad Tattoo” and they’ll still be living the horrible dream they’re living now.
Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.
This still involves a girl who: 1. was statutory raped because she is too young to consent; 2. didn’t consent to having 25 guys watch her have sex, and again, couldn’t have consented because statutory rape; 3. didn’t consent to star in an adult video, and couldn’t have consented because again, she is not an adult; 4.…
In so many ways, “brain trust” is the wrong word for the guys who run the NFL.