ACCURATE

YOU GET ME

Also I have a passionate love for mean people and she’s so nice.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND I DONT MIND TAYTAY AND ENJOY HER MUSIC BUT UGHHHHH UGHHHHHHHHH SO VANILLA

[YOUR REAL NAME IN CAPS]

babe.

Yo, I read a tweet today that perfectly sums up my feelings about TayTay.

the 90s was not a flattering decade for me. chokers, bright ass patterns, babydoll everything—this is not for me.

Soooo...I can pull out my scrunchy socks and slap on some Obsession, and be fine, then?

It’s time for you to brush off your Rhythm Nation dance moves

She is. This song/video is better than anything Beyonce has done.

You need to save that Cillian Murphy story for a ‘best time you were a dick to a celebrity’ thread!

Wait, what is this JLo eyeliner thing?

Oh my god I would’ve cried if Cillian Murphy had come upon me post gnarly poop! That’s like an awful anxiety dream made real ughhhh D:

She is my new style icon. The hair! The clothes! The wedding!

why did you post a private video?

She is far more talented than Beyonce.

Well, not to sound glib, but I think that level of comfort and inquisitiveness is a sign of ace parenting more than anything else. So I bet he is a delight, but I’d also bet you played a pretty big part in that!

Well. She’s got killer boobs. That’s just a fact. ;)