The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

Yes.

wiz is so stoned that he reacts a good 3 seconds after everyone else and still looks like he’s not totally sure what they’re all talking about

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

They really support each other.

DAMNNNNNNNNN SON

Holy Fuck, dude you just won Deadspin!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I think this counts as “rare archival footage”.

I want to take this response and the comment that spawned it and hang it on my wall. Absolute perfection.

I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

It’s FOX/GOP hysteria. They love to play the victim and pretend that Obama is worse than Hitler. Educated Americans just roll our eyes when people overreact like this and compare anything to WW2/Nazi Germany.

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

You know, normally I’d get up in a standard progressive fury, because people need jobs and its rediculous to fire someone over anything other than the grossest social media offenses.

sometimes thinking before doing something is a good idea

I’d be more sympathetic to her if she didn’t work with kids. They deserve better, and the daycare was right to fire her.

Your point is shitty, idiot. There's nothing to miss, it's just you deciding you need attention. Do you think you win the manicure-oppression oneupmanship here? Some people don't even have hands. There's always someone worse off than you, which is why functional people get on with living instead of always throwing…