Nope. You’re stealing their labor.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

Im having trouble believing she didnt know anything.

You see this kind of apology all the time in court, though. Defendants are forced to apologize, either as a condition of their guilty plea, or as a last-ditch effort to win some leniency from the judge before sentencing. For instance, Allison Mack’s apology from the article earlier today:

She will pay a fine. She will do community service. I seriously doubt she’ll do any prison time. If she serves in at all it will be like the multiple times Lindsay Lohan went to jail. Lohan was assigned a private cell in a special needs section of a local jail in a wealthy area of LA county. She was allowed to “check…

Compare that to Lori signing autographs when she arrived at the Boston courthouse. Both Aunt Becky and Mossimo are horrible people and parents.

... Eat the rich? It's a classic for a reason.

Heavy metal poisoning. He’s old and has a poor diet; he’s full of metals and polychlorinated biphenyls. The chemical hazard suggests alkaline hydrolysis and treatment of the effluent at a wastewater facility, the way we’d dispose of the carcass of a mad dog.

stale cheetos and chlamydia

They’re down the road at Upson Downs (the restrictions only go to the end of their property line).

And your cat is probably thinking, "Not if you go to sleep first."

This is exactly how I imagined a Connecticut prison would look. Which way are the tennis courts?

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

You see, environmental policy IS a women’s rights issue. If all women had control over family planning and their bodies, the threat of overpopulation would greatly decrease. 

Maybe one day, Eric, Trump Jr and that dentist from MN will meet that same fate. Wouldn’t it be great if the animals killed them while they were sleeping like the last guy recently did?

Even though I knew it wasn’t, I closed my eyes and muttered “please let it be DT Jr.” before clicking the post.

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