Right? And a “poor decision” is something you do once, like “oh, I really shouldn’t have had that much to drink last night” or “I really shouldn’t have slept with that weird guy.”  If you are repeatedly choosing to do something for two years, that’s kinda just who you are as a person.

Oh, is that how to pronounce the name of this stupid organization? I’ve been mentally saying “nixvim” this whole time. 

“Ohh, whoopsie!  I threatened my slave with deportation in order to continue enslaving her!”  I hope they give her the full 20. 

I feel like tax evasion and slavery are pretty far cries from being “poor decisions.”

“I’m very sorry for my poor decision-making”

OK, her step-father, or before she was born step-father, or whatever.  The lineage of the money remains the same. 

And by all accounts they’re fucking dreadful quality too. Not that it’s any surprise when she probably just buys toxic waste from China on Alibaba and sells it at a 7000% markup. I wish that whole dumpster fire of a family would fuck off permanently. Kanye included.

Related: I loved the whole “I didn’t inherit my wealth” as her defense of being “self-made”. Honey, no one said you inherited it, but we reserve the right to say that your empire was built on your father’s notariety defending a murderer, and your sister’s subsequent sex tape.

It is because you are thinking of it in terms of hard cash. Kylie does not have a billion in cash, in a vault somewhere, gathered from selling lip gloss. The company which she allegedly heads up is valued at a billion. That is if they were to sell shares today, the value of the shares would equal a billion. However,…

I do not and will never understand why anyone would want to buy this trash person’s trash cosmetics.

“AOC sucks”

That douchey beard makes him look like the Cool Shavin’ Ken doll my sister had in 1990 (she was 10).

Seriously! Came here to say this. In fact, I have an extremely hard time believing that 45 could right now without any coaching. 

“... a freshman congresswoman who three weeks ago didn’t know the three branches of government,” Trump said, referring to the Green New Deal that Ocasio-Cortez has championed. The crowd laughed and booed. “I don’t know about you guys, but that’s pretty scary!”

Had this chat with some friends last night about what it is that makes AOC so refreshing and enjoyable.

As opposed to someone with zero political experience and all the reality TV experience holding the highest office on the planet. I mean, does he hear himself...

I doubt half the audience present at said rally could recite the 3 branches of government.

The worst part a trump presidency is that now i have to pay attention to his dipshit kid because being an abject moron isnt a disqualifier for 60+ million people.

Give him a break.

What is up with that too small bikini top?