Not the only one either.

I mean, you already get 100xp for each bug you catch. Same as every other type.

If you are alone and choking and think you are going to die, the first step should be to delete your browser history.

US Patent 5003186, Hughes Aircraft Co., 1991

50 miles a day?! That’s nothing!

I think it’s because he had to wear a dress and it 100% made his ass look big.

Not so cool:

So she has deleted a handful of public tweets. I often rethink my public posts, too. It’s not like she deleted, oh, over 31,000 emails that she had been ordered to hand over to the government — and then wiped the server (“like, with a cloth?”).

My thought exactly. She fixed the wording to allow for the possibility that there is something she wasn’t aware of.

In the words of an old platoon sergeant of mine (who had his dirt dart wings with mustard stain), “Floating to earth underneath your Grannies panties ain’t no way to arrive into battle.”

You’re right. We know he was white when he complied with the officer request.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips it’s just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Pence

Brown Noise

Gawker is the worst thing that’s ever happened to Lifehacker.

It's the same mouth-breathing, micro-dicked, cuckold-porn-watching, pieces of ebola shit that couldn't get behind that black actor (his name escapes me) playing a Star Trek guard or something. Maybe it was Star Wars. Who knows.

I live for this shit.

You take your negativity and get out.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit.