If you are alone and choking and think you are going to die, the first step should be to delete your browser history.
US Patent 5003186, Hughes Aircraft Co., 1991
I think it’s because he had to wear a dress and it 100% made his ass look big.
Not so cool:
In the words of an old platoon sergeant of mine (who had his dirt dart wings with mustard stain), “Floating to earth underneath your Grannies panties ain’t no way to arrive into battle.”
You’re right. We know he was white when he complied with the officer request.
How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips it’s just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Pence
Gawker is the worst thing that’s ever happened to Lifehacker.
It's the same mouth-breathing, micro-dicked, cuckold-porn-watching, pieces of ebola shit that couldn't get behind that black actor (his name escapes me) playing a Star Trek guard or something. Maybe it was Star Wars. Who knows.
I live for this shit.
You take your negativity and get out.
She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.
I learned this as a child, from Jonathan Brandis’s imaginary friend, Chuck Norris.
There is no out-of-bounds in comedy. It cannot be censored because it’s how we talk about/make fun of the darkest things in our society. Overly-sensitive people will never get it so I don’t know why I’m bothering.
“You can’t panic in that situation...” Yeah bro, you’re a Boss! WTF? And what track allows a track day where participants can dress like that and go out without helmets?