In the words of an old platoon sergeant of mine (who had his dirt dart wings with mustard stain), “Floating to earth underneath your Grannies panties ain’t no way to arrive into battle.”

You’re right. We know he was white when he complied with the officer request.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips it’s just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Pence

Brown Noise

Gawker is the worst thing that’s ever happened to Lifehacker.

It's the same mouth-breathing, micro-dicked, cuckold-porn-watching, pieces of ebola shit that couldn't get behind that black actor (his name escapes me) playing a Star Trek guard or something. Maybe it was Star Wars. Who knows.

I live for this shit.

You take your negativity and get out.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit.

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

I learned this as a child, from Jonathan Brandis’s imaginary friend, Chuck Norris.

There is no out-of-bounds in comedy. It cannot be censored because it’s how we talk about/make fun of the darkest things in our society. Overly-sensitive people will never get it so I don’t know why I’m bothering.

“You can’t panic in that situation...” Yeah bro, you’re a Boss! WTF? And what track allows a track day where participants can dress like that and go out without helmets?

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Is June’s Diary a Good Name?

Such blue! Many awesome! Very Ford!

My Jalop OCD is a bit upset over the Mercury wheel covers, though.

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”