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I learned this as a child, from Jonathan Brandis’s imaginary friend, Chuck Norris.

There is no out-of-bounds in comedy. It cannot be censored because it’s how we talk about/make fun of the darkest things in our society. Overly-sensitive people will never get it so I don’t know why I’m bothering.

“You can’t panic in that situation...” Yeah bro, you’re a Boss! WTF? And what track allows a track day where participants can dress like that and go out without helmets?

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Is June’s Diary a Good Name?

Such blue! Many awesome! Very Ford!

My Jalop OCD is a bit upset over the Mercury wheel covers, though.

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

Stephanie, I know you mean well, but you’ve fallen into the trap most journalists do regarding this subject and have got it all absolutely, 100%, wrong.

Wow way to add negative stigma towards our American prison complex.

Yeah also had the problem that the code didn’t work. I checked out with amazon, and i think that was the problem. I emailed customer service to either have them honor the code or cancel my order. Codes should work with any payment method or it should be stated clearly.

Yeah also had the problem that the code didn’t work. I checked out with amazon, and i think that was the problem. I

They cannot handle my prescription. They are “We are unable to fit the chosen frame with this prescription,” for every single frame. So what’s the point?

They cannot handle my prescription. They are “We are unable to fit the chosen frame with this prescription,” for

I’m currently dealing with them and they are an absolute NIGHTMARE. I wouldn’t recommend them to anyone unless you are absolutely sure you will not be returning your glasses.

I’m currently dealing with them and they are an absolute NIGHTMARE. I wouldn’t recommend them to anyone unless you

Maybe you should say “Try On 20% Off At One Of Our Favorite Online Glasses Stores” since anyone who already likes the store is not a new customer?

Maybe you should say “Try On 20% Off At One Of Our Favorite Online Glasses Stores” since anyone who already likes

The code didn’t work for me. I had to chat with customer service.

The code didn’t work for me. I had to chat with customer service.

there are, but they are in the grays with everyone else. The lunatics run the asylum.

So... Real talk here. Would you happen to know what differences in running gear exist between the 525i and the 540i? Do both cars run the same rear differential (case and ring gear, at least) so both run the same hubs? Similar brakes (or swapable?)

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I’m purposely misinterpreting this because this is one of my favorite /DRIVE videos - this is the best use of donuts

If it was used to mask the check engine light, doesn’t that make it masking tape?

Why is it ridiculous or ludicrous? Because she’s a woman?