No pussyfooting around this one.

Bring whole new meaning to the term "axe wound".

Pot, meet kettle? Not that this isn't depressingly true depressingly often, but a casual glance at most any post on here paints a pretty clear picture of the typical Jezebel conversation:

This is actually happening more than people know. My son, who is a tech at a Dodge dealership, went to get gas in a 2015 Cherokee and on the way, the engine started on fire and the vehicle pretty much burned to the ground before the fire department arrived. A loose fuel line was the culprit.

Credible source, pl0x.

Credible source, pl0x.

Credible source, pl0x.

Credible source, pl0x.

Credible source, pl0x.

Credible source, pl0x.

Somewhat similar tale: When I was a child, I convinced my father to buy me an EZ-Bake Oven because they are swell as fuck. So, I set out to making Wacky Cake (a Southern concoction, I think, no eggs or milk). My mother's recipe was in French, also I was an idiot child, so I dump about a cup of salt into the mix. A…

Good thing the doctor doesn't drive a BMW...he'd have no idea what the foreign object was!

Thank you! Your pity means everything to me. Not a lot of people understand what its like to suffer from marriage intolerance. Trillions of women like me suffer from hives, shortness of breath, and even heart palpitations when we are exposed to weddings. I once tried to watch TLC when they were having their "Brideday"…

My husband is your oncologist husband's boss. And he bought me that shitty little pond where you got married as a joke so we could reenact your shitty little wedding. Your child is radioactive and has a conehead. It makes sense that you'd mistake it for a lightbulb since you're dumber than a box of rocks.

I also say ugh. Because although hard work and innovation should be rewarded, our values as a society are terribly misaligned. The creator of a wildly popular game (net worth 1.5 Billion) compared to the annual salary of a school teacher ( 55thousand ) illustrates this bluntly. Is Mr Perssons contribution to society…

BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE COMMITTING CRIMES IF THEY WERE WHITE!!

Mental Illness + Fox News = Scott Stapp, CIA Assasin

I love your gross name!