haha cares. Whoops.

Now that I got my serious post out of the way....

Aw man, you are right:

Very well. *ahem* Yeah, but that light comes directly from the sun and isn't what is left over after an item has absorbed the rest of the wavelengths. And, um, your mother?

Mc Donald's is the most popular restaurant in America. That don't mean it's good.

Looks like they'll need to overnight some parts from Japan.

Thankfully the Jeep driver was okay. His gigantic, flat-brimmed, energy-drink-logo'd baseball cap protected his head.

Bro no! I wonder if the Ferrari is a brotal loss? I hope he had bro-d hazard insurance. I wonder if he'll go brover his deductibro?

Jabroni.

Thanks for giving me a flashback of my mis-spent youth lol!

What country, besides North Korea, uses a steering wheel w/horn button in their fighter jets?

This video shows the difference wonderfully.

I'm going to a tech school and when the Vape thing hit full force, it was the worst thing ever. People doing it in class until they were told it's akin to cigarettes. Then they huddle around exit doors outside. Now they are forced to smoke them 50ft from the building like every other smoker.

oh I'm with ya right there!

How in the hell would water ever be considered anti-freeze? What the fuck are you talking about? Here's a little experiment for you:

"Well, did you know that it contains propylene glycol? That's an ingredient in some antifreeze!"

A lot of the major beer manufacturers in US use it as well. Propylene Glycol is used in Bud/Miller/Coors products

No, this is not good. Not just because I hate Disney everything but because it sucks.

He is for the first straight.

I brutally murdered several prostitutes in the United Kingdom at the end of the 19th century. Coppers were too stupid to even consider someone from a hundred years in the future. Totally worth it, spawned a ton of great stories.