It needs a third tire for the white smoke.

Good, if we silence them they can’t laugh at our tiny penises.

Not a stretch, because smashmouth is really good.

The cosmos really is the ultimate glass ceiling.

Yeah ok, let’s ™ this shit.

It’s more ethereal than just being a good car, sometimes it’s just a feeling that you two click.

They should have put a childproofing fence around the ford to keep the driver out of it.

Do the raptors have large talons?

At first glance the lines looked like guy wires holding down a giant inflatable mustang, and I’m trying to figure out what the hell ford marketing is trying to say with that.

“Despite his restraints, he reportedly still managed to flip his wheelchair over in the airport”

There’s only so many ways you can do Gin, tonic, and lime.

Same parts cost, but some places have markup, and about 20 hours at $100 an hour. (if the book says 50 hours, you might get charged way more)

Honeycomb cereal mascot.

As a middle child I have to say the struggle is real.

I have one next door, and it’s literally awesome. Even when he’s tuning up straight piped SBCs, it’s more annoying when some cock biter goes by on his harley revving just for the hell of revving.

Didn’t get the manual, didn’t the get mazdaspeed.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, LADY!

• Attention problems

The banner is in russian. Coincidence?

Classic bait and switch!