Oh, I’m in love, but my crack pipe broke trying to stuff all that shit in.

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At work, I get it, but body part shaped cakes? C’mon.

The list sure isn’t super hardcore (from the 12 year old girl perspective) but It’s probably what the majority of us normies listened too growing up and felt oh-so-punk about it.

That, too, annoys me.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

A friend’s kid was Trump for Halloween, which I don’t find deplorable, because a 5 year old playing Trump is pretty much what we have running for president.

“A new optical illusion is dividing the internet.”

Wait, this isn’t about his haircut?

Grandma can have her pot, but what about all the other losers in that picture?

Agreed. And anyone who claims to write a scientific article about katsup viscosity and omits the word “pseudoplastic” is also a 7 year old.

You know who puts tacky gold leaf on everything? Trump.

Good thing I do all my nefarious emailing on hotmail.

How would he sneak giant gummy wieners into prison?

You threw enough “man/men” and “rape” in there to earn 89 stars (at last count) so cheers to you.