Merry Christmas Hillary, we hope you buy us nice gifts with that oil money.

Botox causes depression? I thought it caused expansion...

Packaging

Appeal to logic? Nah, people are expendable. Suicide bombers are a thing. Who knows what goes on in those crazy Russians heads.

I bet his car was hacked.

EDIT: wtf, is jalopnik broken? What’s with all these old posts on the front page?

Hey man, leave cali alone, that’s methed up.

Son, clean up your room, it’s getting really methy.

Hell, even some of the sierra mountain people are pretty kooky.

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

And people think California is some liberal paradise. Nope. Get out of the bay area and its children of the corn / deliverance.

The InNOut is people.

Those freaking fucking mountain... no, high desert people.

Or none of it matters because Luc... Walt Disney was on LSD when he wrote it all.

I’ve noticed that. Small creeks, ponds, fountains don’t seem to spawn water type pokemon for me, even though they show on the map and the pokestop references water in some way.

I want to drag magikarp behind me on a leash.

I’ve also had bad luck with a set of klipsch iWhatever headphones, and a few sets of this 2.1 setup. I have a 12" klipsch sub that’s been abused for about 10 years and keeps on going!

I’ve also had bad luck with a set of klipsch iWhatever headphones, and a few sets of this 2.1 setup. I have a 12"…

Yeah the control pod din connector is junk, we’ve been through two of them.

Yeah the control pod din connector is junk, we’ve been through two of them.

Yeah I don’t take that kinda stuff seriously. If you read the THX spec, it’s not even that special.

Yeah I don’t take that kinda stuff seriously. If you read the THX spec, it’s not even that special.