Tell him to check his sense of humor privilege.

Triggered!

All this work and no promo code?

All this work and no promo code?

Because of thigh rub, right guys?

If the 21 pages of negative reviews say anything, it’s that this watch doesn’t work as it should.

If the 21 pages of negative reviews say anything, it’s that this watch doesn’t work as it should.

Look at you, supporting the objectification of men, like a medal rack.

That’s what that hole is for?!

That’s what that hole is for?!

I hoard them, because no one on Craigslist wants car seats full of my farts.

How often does this happen with the horses?

No wonder people keep looping them.

“Just bought an E30" prepaid to be talked to by literally tens of random people in public.

Last time I was there dropping off family we had time to hug and say goodby and all those pleasantries. OAK? Haha they stare you down as you drive up and chase you away before you even have your seatbelt on.

Gawker’s body isn’t even cold yet and you’re already flirting with the milk man. (Who happens to drive a right hand drive, manual, brown panel wagon.)

Low low low sooooo randum!!

I thought R was for Really fast!

Ever hear the one about the tire pressure?

Yes, I too advocate violence.

I knew it.

I knew it.

Try sleeping it off for a week or two, I hear that helps.