It's fan art made for you after you saved that bus load of nuns.

My first day of middle school they vetted my toughness by throwing fruit at me then socking me in the face when I threw it back. It was prison-like.

Wow, way to oppress him, kink shamer.

I've never played squash so I don't know if I should take that as an insult. I think I saw it played once in a movie...?

They were lane splitting through the gridlock.

Kinja never worked.

Look at the size of those exhaust cannons! Is this 9F9F Pokemans Pursuit?

I can’t find that button on the keyboard.

THEY DON’T GIVE A HOT SHIT ABOUT READABILITY.

I always eat with a spotter.

I'm on a diet so I only eat fun sized candy bars.

Yes please.

Exactly. It’s like they see “vegan” on the wrapper and think it's somehow better for you. It's the same processed shit you were eating before!

Beautiful, but (there always a but) it’s not the M3.

Dat downforce doe!

What’s the difference between 4K (with no aa etc) and 1080p with all the anti aliasing and other smoothing cranked up to max?

What’s the difference between 4K (with no aa etc) and 1080p with all the anti aliasing and other smoothing cranked…

My roommate is vegan, and eats more pre packaged junk food than anyone I know. (Besides me since I eat it too, damn it)

That’s their culture, you can’t judge them. They identify as incestsexuals and you need to respect that.

What about “HOLY FUCK IDIOT USE A DUMMY GUN!!”?

Is granddad teaching us how to drive?