cattlewankfuntime
Micro-dosing Gawker's Tears
cattlewankfuntime

Not related, but I notice that sometimes the battery saver mode flips the black screen so that it turns on right side up instead of upside down.

Pretty neat, but broken as hell.

Click the safari icon in the top right.

I’d rather use the butterfly effect; cut someone off today and in about 12 years you’ll win the lottery.

It was a goof!

Just hire an entire black police force. That’ll solve everything.

“Not all men” -Margaret Atwood

All kinds of fucked up here. And why would she drink it after she saw him put the pill in?!

You can blame the maple syrup cartel.

Cold brew is already too sweet.

The DMV is full of fire Pokemon. 7th circle of hell for sure.

BODY SHAMING! TRIGGERED!!

That makes the most sense.

It’s Beyoncé. /shrug

There's still hope for you. Try Pokemon!

“catch” like in Pokemon. I get it. You’re so witty.

Are you literally defending vertical video right now? Not to mention recording at a concert.

I love that your defense is an anecdote as solid as theirs.

How can a guy with a rainbow side mullet be thought of as insensitive to victims of sexual predators?

Where's the carbon fiber pod? Did his mom squeeze that out or....?