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A 200hp car can do 116 as well. This isn’t about the horsepower, but more about the idiot doing 116 in a 30. More bureaucratic red tape because somebody didn’t follow the current laws isn’t going to change with new laws. 

He’s not responsible for maintaining anyone’s happiness. But she didn’t initiate divorce proceedings; *he* filed. She’d hoped they’d stay married after the rehab stints (as per her public statement after his filing).

John’s ex-wife isn’t responsible for curing his addiction, either. And if memory serves correctly, he’s the one who asked for the divorce and blindsided her. 

She didn’t leave him, he left her. THAT is a known fact, and the rest sounds like you projecting all over the place.

While we’re not on board with the vitriol towards Munn (relationships are complicated!!!), we are on board with Tendler seizing her damn moment and joining TikTok to be received by her hoards of fans.

Divorce is a human tragedy? Really? Usually it’s not it’s just normal life

Bring back OG Jezebel

Jez was BUILT on this and for this.

Yo FUCK John Mulaney and FUCK Olivia Munn. They’re pieces of shit who publicly danced on the grave of this woman’s marriage.

Good on her for taking the high road and living her best life.

I look forward the inevitable Jez article dissecting the remains of Mulaney

Deee-Lite’s “Groove Is in the Heart”. Frankly, I think it sounds ridiculous.

This film is what happens when somebody listens to Lego Batman’s song and doesn’t realize it is a parody.

Some day, someone at WB is going to figure out that you can turn on the lights when you make a movie.

So tired of the rock/pop song “trailer remix”. So hacky at this point.

Bulletproof Batman really is the worst Batman.

The look doesn’t do anything for me. I guess it’s a “your mileage may vary” situation. I was huge fan of the Dark Knight trilogy (let’s not talk about the Snyderverse...) and seeing the same type of colors we’ve seen in Batman Begins just makes it easier for me to notice the stuff I like less about this version (the

Obligatory "but does it have to be so dark?!" comment. But really, I had to check to see whether the lighting on my phone was turned way down.

I can’t figure out which direction the snark is supposed to be coming from!

Yes, but I’m covering its implications to the greater realm of taillight communications, which wasn’t properly addressed before. That’s the part that REALLY matters.

Sometimes I think about giving up on this site, then Torch posts a taillight article and all is good again. This is the hard hitting journalism other websites are too scared to post 😄

I mean, this is clever as hell, no doubt.  But the best thing about this is the article itself.  God damn, Torch, you’re a madman

I personally would have no problem with them killing Shuri off. Nakia and M’Baku should be the new leads anyway.