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Ultron Sigma looks like some rejected Beast Wars concept art. Yesss.

When I was a kid I had to get a new car after my ‘88 Sundance burned up. My stepfather, who was working in Miami at the time, found me an ‘89 Mustang LX (the 2.3L, 3-door hatchback, nothing super fancy) in my price range. The car was in surprisingly awesome shape and it turns out the reason it was so cheap was that

This was a pretty darned good film. It may be that the rest of the DC entries have been so dismal that this is getting more praise than it may deserve but if it is, it can’t be by much. As someone who also grew up watching the Lynda Carter series, I’ve been waiting for a WW return to our screens (big or small) and I

(why can’t we play 4D Chess?)

Yes, indeedly. Holly made Liquid-Plumr look glamorous. I wonder what the breakdown was like on Holly/Dian/Janice fans.

Wow. That’s an amazing argument. Are you on your pre-K school’s debate team?

I half wonder if the kid’s imagination had been so great that he was seeing the game that way all along. :D

Starting with criminal number 18 they go over the side.

Come on, now. They’re from Havana. The kid probably grew up eating this:

Well, she is from Havana.

I’m with you on the biscuits, but in my case it’s because eating anything sweet in the morning makes me nauseated as heck. I am a savory-only breakfast guy.

Its, not it’s. Man, I am stupid sometimes.

Marywether Thunderbottom is my new favorite name of all time. If I have a kid, that’s going to be it’s name.

I don’t like dogs, as I’ve been on the receiving end of a couple of maulings by dogs their stupid owners insisted were sweet little babies, but I have to agree that in my experience the owners are often more of a problem than the pet.

I was thinking the same thing. Man, that game was good for some fun.

I nearly dismember myself trying to cut pumpkins for cooking. Those mothers are like trying to take a tank apart with a chainsaw.

Hold on now. In the GIF at the top, is that the same location they filmed the Reno 911! Fast Eddie McClintock jump?

I’ll definitely have to check it out! I’ve driven by there a few times in recent years (I don’t live in Pensacola anymore) as my stepfather is buried in the cemetery practically right next door. (Creepy, but true!) Apparently, my visits haven’t coincided with any events at the speedway. Next time I’ll have to make

Yeah, that’s true. I find that to be the most underhanded aspect of the whole thing. If YouTube had been around in the 80s though...

Come on, now. It’s not like blind bag toys are really that new. It’s just an updated delivery system and a significant price increase over how it was when we were kids. Well, I will give you the selling it hard to kids via YouTube videos. We didn’t have that nonsense when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.