You’re still in Middle School, right? It’s the only possible explanation for your puerile behavior tonight.

The general consensus around my office was that Key & Peele had that one in the bag.

Carson, who is either—depending on the poll—in second or third...

And yet she probably puts apostrophes in every plural word she writes.

Never seen the original Muppet Show, have they?

That is awful! Why am I laughing so hard?

Thank goodness someone mentioned it. That thing is an underappreciated classic. It’s also awesome to watch Lord of the Rings fanboys froth at the mouth when you tell them Feebles was Jackson’s best work. (Though the drinking of chuck elevates Bad Taste to nearly that level.)

I would watch the heck out of that. President Wilson is such a scamp. :D

I got my first AARP card around then as well. I’ve gotten one every year since.

Where did the meth thing come from? Are coffee makers in Omaha notoriously meth-infested? Jumping on meth right out of the gate makes me think the kid got into this guy’s meth stash and he’s just covering his butt.

Someone at my office had a bag of the Hershey’s candy corn bars last year. They were, hands down, the most disgusting candy bar I have ever eaten. It was the only time I can recall everyone agreeing on any sweet. Those little slices of sugary hell could not be a given away to *anyone*. As far as I know, they’re still…

Thanks for your input, Kim.

Does she feel the need to have a press conference for everything she does? I look forward to her announcement about lunch.

Yessssss! L7! I backed that documentary on Kickstarter and I have never been so insanely excited for a KS project to get finished.

Come on now. I hear they be introducing a Nobel for this.

I kind of always thought that he flinched first at the game of chicken and it shattered his worldview.

Enjoy! :D

Do you have a World Market nearby? They’re the easiest place I’ve found to get them from. There are lots of places you can get them from online, too. JBox, Nippon-Yasan, even Amazon has them. Sooooo delicious!

We’ve really cheapened the word ‘hero’, haven’t we?

Call me crazy, but I suspect there were tons of people enjoying matcha long before Tyra was introduced to it. Should they feel disgruntled because she liked it?