Racism is based on genetic makeup.

No one will ever believe you.

The bill is called SOPA because the original name, Fascistic Unilateral Content Knavery, although more descriptive apparently had a too-revealing acronym.

SOPA is wrong. It will not stop illicit content piracy any more than Prohibition stopped alcohol or the War on Drugs eliminated weed.

Drilldown

Anything that comes out of a PMP-certified project manager's mouth or keyboard.

My pet peeve - people who interject the word 'little' into references to other people's work. "Let's try to get that into your little document, and we can discuss it during your little meeting." That and ending sentences by going up so everything sounds like a question to a 10-year-old. It's not politically…

I do this for camping too. Pull the tube and put it into a good quart-size zipperlock bag. It can mush down flat, you pull the TP from the center, and the bag keeps the roll clean and dry. Bonus - if you drop it, it doesn't roll off under pricker bushes.

Nice and all, but I like my brace of koh-i-noor 5649 leadholders. One was made in Italy, the other is a later version I bought in Paris in 1990. Great for sketching out on canvases for paintings. The cap has a sharpener inside, which I discovered after 20-something years...

"Say....nice rack! What's your name again?"

If all the vampires are trapped in the house by the werewolves, why don't they use some of that sporting skill from the first movie to throw tennis balls so the wolf pups chase them?

I'm sensing a breakout role for Justin Bieber.

Um...these all look good until someone dies inside. Then you're trapped in a secure location as the movable feast. I think a good scrambler bike, some guns and edge weapons and a Hennesy Hammock can keep me mobile and I can sleep up high enough to avoid bite-marks on my ass. Oh, and some decent tea.

Don't be a drip.

Checking an undeclared gun in your baggage is a bad idea at places like O'Hare, where the handlers apparently rifle through luggage like it's their own personal (free) rummage sale.

Remember to unload it before fishing. It looks like the receiver would be sort of pointing at your groin region when in Popeil mode. Talk about a bad day on the trail...

Will this work for cats?

You know, all I can think of is how Michelle Bachman needs to get one of these costumes. Crazy-eyed and hawt!

Yes, whenever I am in a city, I look for that prominent 'Caution: Bad Area' sign. Then I go the other way.

Or help the victim into a position where they can kiss their ass goodbye,