This worked on my pacemaker too. I now run a 4:22 mile.

I ain't never met a girl who warn't impressed with my ability to cook up a batch of roadkill and a side of highway greens.

Cool. Next time I strongarm somebody, I'll take their hat too.

Will this work for marshmallows?

This hack worked so well I drilled a couple holes in the screen to see better!

Then again we have to remember that this all occurred a really long time before the Heimlich Maneuver was figured out.

I don't care what it is, if it's stuck between your back teeth during the presentation, don't fish it out.

I feel like I've been doing training and presentations forever. I think the first one involved making shadows on a cave wall by firelight. (Ah, the good old days of Windows 3.1.) Anyway, I once did a training session where I had the app projected on a screen behind me, and whenever I wanted to illustrate a point, I…

You know, with restaurants there's an old saying...'poison me once shame on you, poison me twice, UUUURRGGHLUUUUUCK....(thud)'.

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I have a couple of old SanDisk MP3 player/radios that I picked up really really cheap on Woot a few years back. They hold a decent amount of music (no video, but I have a phone for that LOL), they run on a single AAA battery and did I mention they were cheap? I have one that got the puppy-chew treatment which means…

Or you could just drop a couple of Jolly Rancher candies into a cup of vodka.

You know, I use an awful lot of bandwidth over the month. With the recent announcement of caps, I have decided that I will prob(NOTICE: END OF MESSAGE TRUNCATED. USER HAS EXCEEDED ALLOTTED USAGE ALLOWANCE FOR MONTH.)

I knew a kid who made one of these and put black light posters all over the inside. And a black light. It kicked ass.

Already have it. Use it on the wife all the time. It's called 'not listening'.

But could it ever be as good as when Vincent showed up on the Brady Bunch as a scientist hiding in a cave in Hawaii? That was awesome.

From most of the Syfy movies I've seen, I'd have to predict the two biggest flavors will be 'bland' and 'predictable'.

I would like to sneak into the programmer's lair and upload some software from an appliqué sewing machine. Then the vict...i mean patient would receive a beautiful design stitched into their melon.

Yes, I can see it now. Capital vision! But what about potential damage from loose pigment? I would think a protective sheath that could fit inside the shirt-front storage area would be beneficial. Perhaps two sheets of vinyl material, joined at three sides to form an instrument repository, with an extra flap that…