Sounds interesting. Hmmm. If only we could get Dr. Anthony Newman and Dr. Douglas Phillips to drop out of a swirly thing and have a bareknuckle fight with dinosaurs while trying to ignite a barrel of black gunpowder. Then, just before the explosion, Dr. MacGregor and Dr. Swain can suck them back up into the swirly…

Cool. When do we get to add the pron?

I am still on Windows XP. I keep my icons organized into folders except for the ones I use a lot. I also have Google Toolbar on the side. If I want to really have a cool desktop, I fire up Winamp and run one of the visualizations in desktop mode. That's pretty awesome.

I have a pitiful Palm Centro with a crappy tiny keyboard and a cockroach for a processor. I use it as an MP3 player and camera and when I can be patient enough and wear my jeweler's loupe, I can type notes. The donation idea makes more sense.

Actually, it's my current online life that I worry about...

I was really interested in this until you said I can't use the parts for evil. Darn.

It's great that Cameron is so up on making better tech for filmmaking (why do we even call it that anymore?). But he seems to have lost sight of the same need for innovation in his scripts. You can watch any of his movies and even on the first viewing you can anticipate every character's lines, their mannerisms,…

I wonder what book Zack Snyder didn't read before making SP.

Actually this is the site of the first Bonnaroo Festival.

Is the answer to the equation on the whiteboard...42?

OK, printer and fax on to the credenza behind him, if possible put it inside the cabinet. Papers should have just a couple of trays and be kept up to date. I have a side table where I pile my notebooks, pads and other paper that I work with. If your dad's like me, he won't do well with little organizers - mine fill…

A pack of matches comes to mind...

This thumbprint technique worked so well for a burger that I've tried it on an omelette, PBJ, ice cream, lentil soup (not so good), grapes (messy), and a Cobb salad. Yippee! On to the baked goods!

Yeah, if I want an autistic protagonist, I'll watch Chocolate, an unbelievable Thai action flick. Bonus? No Kiefer in it!

Sorry, still not as gross as Joan Rivers.

Did anyone else see the photo and think of Daliah Lavi in the original (1966) Casino Royale?

Right after this was posted, four different people called me to invite me to lunch. How did they all know I think they're assholes?

I have had great success using bacon.

This is nice, but it doesn't work nearly as well as my DIY-killer robot with laser eyes. The only downside is that now that I put it in the front seat and plugged it into the cigarette lighter, it won't let me back in the car.

Look, if you wanted to save the time invested in writing this review (and me reading it...) you should have stopped after typing "This movie stars Hayden Christenson." and left it at that.