'He doesn't know what the three shells are for.'

I have a PSP 2001 that I like a lot. However, whenever I start it up, my daughter magically materializes from thin air and snags it. Do I want to spend $300 to $500 to let this keep happening? She's a kid, but she can get a job and get her own.

Did nobody else look at the very front of this?

What, me worry?

This is a fake. Everybody knows writers don't have any money to put in a wallet.

Gee. I thought Matrix:Revolutions was a hoax.

I went from Windows to Linux in my bathroom this year and once I found the drivers I needed for the sink and shower I haven't had a problem.

You guys are all weak. I set up my Bowflex desk and since I figured out how to keep it from flinging my laptop I have become muscular and ripped and King of The Internets. I'm thinking about making a Shake-weight cellphone setup, but I think I'd probably get a concussion.

I thought this was a good idea until the maid popped open the side panel on my dell and stuffed clothes into it. Then when she tried to start it, all that happened was the CD drawer opening and closing.

So now they can have Wiis?

I think Betty White would have been better in the Cate Blanchett role.

"These aren't the printer ink cartridges filled with explosives you are looking for"

@jmad001: You know when you subscribe you get a really nice travel mug and a burqa with the "Death To American Satan" logo on them. The downside is that they, like every other magazine, sell your name to the direct mail folks and then you start getting all kinds of crap in your mailbox.

Yay! Donuts are brainfood! I knew it!

Science is advancing. In the near future we may be able to grow Democratic Senators and Representatives with backbones!

First, the monkey should never have been on a skateboard without a helmet.

I think Michael Caine should be in the new District 9 film. He's kickass!

This method makes a much better product for styling my hair. Less chunky, so it combs through nicely.

@Burke: Mmmmm. The Force is stinky in this one.

@Byers: Didn't Will Smith and Kevin Kline cover this area when they did the horrific remake of Wild Wild West?