All I have to do is carry a tennis ball and when the deathdrone spots my heat signature and zooms in, I throw the ball one way and run the other. I could make it more entertaining by wrapping the ball in double-sided duct tape and watch the drone try to shake it off. Hahaha!

Of course for true authenticity, you have to stuff it with hundreds of Barbie and Ken dolls.

Fine, you can't put them out. The three-on-a-match rule still applies.

Also mysterious - the A in Ichabod's name is encircled. Could anarchy be the tool to overthrow the Old Ones again if they waken from their dreamless troubled slumbers?

Man....I have to start reading the whole post, not just the headline. I guess a Sharpie isn't dry erase? Dern!

My other tattoo reads "9-9-0-6-9-4-7-X-B-7-1"

My tattoo reads "Tortoise? What's that?"

@Phrosty: ...rosebud

@thechansen: You need a dog. Nobody wants to see a movie without a dog.

Your movie will probably suck without a decent script. Try Celtx. Good interface, very nice features. Did I mention free?

The Playstation store has a lot of decent demos. It's accessible through your PSP web connection. The PSP browser and ancient cellphone style character entry is a drag. Wish I could upgrade the RAM.

My Little Pony: Theatre of Blood.

Echoshift is cool. The new one is even more cool.

Patapon, LocoRoco, Lego Batman, Killzone, any of the SOCOMs, some of the driving games. My daughter jams on Cars. I also like to rip my DVDs with Handbrake and put them on a memory card for a pocket full of movies. MP3s too.

What about the $NtkUninstallKB(number)$ files in my Windows directory? They're in blue. Are they critical or trashable?

Clever idea re: the protection of my shaving brush. I shall leave a note for my manservant on the morrow. Mayhap he could use such a tip for organizing my shaving accessories. Timely as well, since we are leaving on a voyage to journey around the globe and return to this very spot in 80 days to win the wager I've…

I have found that eating a bowl of ice cream before a meal also helps reduce my appetite.

Will this work with my iPad?

I try to make it fun for TSA by putting a shiny new Hot Wheels car in my butt before going through the detectors. They get very excited when they win a prize!

My two cents on the Leatherman. Be sure you get one you like because they never ever ever wear out. I have an original 'patent-pending' Supertool (20 years now?) and it is still bomber. So unless you lose it, it's really difficult to go buy another one because the first one still kicks ass. Its a half-pound of…