I thought this was a good idea until the maid popped open the side panel on my dell and stuffed clothes into it. Then when she tried to start it, all that happened was the CD drawer opening and closing.

So now they can have Wiis?

I think Betty White would have been better in the Cate Blanchett role.

"These aren't the printer ink cartridges filled with explosives you are looking for"

@jmad001: You know when you subscribe you get a really nice travel mug and a burqa with the "Death To American Satan" logo on them. The downside is that they, like every other magazine, sell your name to the direct mail folks and then you start getting all kinds of crap in your mailbox.

Yay! Donuts are brainfood! I knew it!

Science is advancing. In the near future we may be able to grow Democratic Senators and Representatives with backbones!

First, the monkey should never have been on a skateboard without a helmet.

I think Michael Caine should be in the new District 9 film. He's kickass!

This method makes a much better product for styling my hair. Less chunky, so it combs through nicely.

@Burke: Mmmmm. The Force is stinky in this one.

@Byers: Didn't Will Smith and Kevin Kline cover this area when they did the horrific remake of Wild Wild West?

All I have to do is carry a tennis ball and when the deathdrone spots my heat signature and zooms in, I throw the ball one way and run the other. I could make it more entertaining by wrapping the ball in double-sided duct tape and watch the drone try to shake it off. Hahaha!

Of course for true authenticity, you have to stuff it with hundreds of Barbie and Ken dolls.

Fine, you can't put them out. The three-on-a-match rule still applies.

Also mysterious - the A in Ichabod's name is encircled. Could anarchy be the tool to overthrow the Old Ones again if they waken from their dreamless troubled slumbers?

Man....I have to start reading the whole post, not just the headline. I guess a Sharpie isn't dry erase? Dern!

My other tattoo reads "9-9-0-6-9-4-7-X-B-7-1"

My tattoo reads "Tortoise? What's that?"

@Phrosty: ...rosebud