@thechansen: You need a dog. Nobody wants to see a movie without a dog.

Your movie will probably suck without a decent script. Try Celtx. Good interface, very nice features. Did I mention free?

The Playstation store has a lot of decent demos. It's accessible through your PSP web connection. The PSP browser and ancient cellphone style character entry is a drag. Wish I could upgrade the RAM.

My Little Pony: Theatre of Blood.

Echoshift is cool. The new one is even more cool.

Patapon, LocoRoco, Lego Batman, Killzone, any of the SOCOMs, some of the driving games. My daughter jams on Cars. I also like to rip my DVDs with Handbrake and put them on a memory card for a pocket full of movies. MP3s too.

What about the $NtkUninstallKB(number)$ files in my Windows directory? They're in blue. Are they critical or trashable?

Clever idea re: the protection of my shaving brush. I shall leave a note for my manservant on the morrow. Mayhap he could use such a tip for organizing my shaving accessories. Timely as well, since we are leaving on a voyage to journey around the globe and return to this very spot in 80 days to win the wager I've…

I have found that eating a bowl of ice cream before a meal also helps reduce my appetite.

Will this work with my iPad?

I try to make it fun for TSA by putting a shiny new Hot Wheels car in my butt before going through the detectors. They get very excited when they win a prize!

My two cents on the Leatherman. Be sure you get one you like because they never ever ever wear out. I have an original 'patent-pending' Supertool (20 years now?) and it is still bomber. So unless you lose it, it's really difficult to go buy another one because the first one still kicks ass. Its a half-pound of…

But where's the volkswagen?

When I was a young lad working at a major metropolitan daily, I used to use Reporter's Notebooks, 8" x 4". They are a perfect size for keeping in a pocket, but not too small to actually write on. I'm also a fan of Moleskines, Picadilly, wirebound school notebooks, file cards, 3-hole-punch paper (regular and college…

What has been working for me lately is some Mozart on Winamp, Q10 on the laptop with the WiFi turned off and coffee. Strong delicious coffee. I also ignore the phone or turn off the ringer on the cell.

I have a PSP 2001 and I like it. Sure, there's a few things I wish it had, like a keyboard and phone capabilities, but hey, it's a gaming console. I have Skype on it but I have yet to drop the cash for the headset. Anyway, the games are good and I like that I can watch movies and check the web, although the text…

"OK, Bob, you got the picture. Wanna pull me in now? Bob? Where you going, Bob? Ha ha...very funny."

I set mine up so that when I type ',asshole' it expands to read 'fuck you'. That's probably not what we're trying for here, is it?

The twist will be that everybody's already dead in an isolated village surrounded by hostile plants and Sam Jackson is causing plane crashes...and then a strangely European-looking Asian mystic and some wild pool girl will swoop in with water and baseball bats, spraying down the almost-visible aliens and shouting…

@CatStampFever: I forgot Return of the Living Dead.