Nice layout. I'm a writer and I need a cubbyhole that is way separate from wife, child, dog and whatever else disturbs my visions of Xanadu. Not the Olivia Newton-John one.

I don't see the black character on the cover of Delaney's book.

Read World War Z, watch Romero's original Night of the Living Dead and everything else is a waste of time. Except Shaun of the Dead. That rocks too.

@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): I love this picture of Glen Beck as a kid!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

You should hear what Fritz Lang is saying about how Bill took HIS design from Metropolis and screwed it up with a codpiece!

If I eat at my desk, does that make it a dining table?

This is a job for Quantum Duct Tape.

Is that why cops catch more bad guys in the morning?

I'm a backpacker with a weakness for carrying coffee gear, so I've got all kinds of toys like a folding french press plunger that fits a Nalgene bottle and a couple of small expresso makers.

So what happens when the Chinese borer beetles start hatching out of the planks?

Sorry, but being confined like this would drive me batshit crazy.

I like using a timer to manage work. I find it also helps when I am likely to be pulled into spending MORE time on something than I really have available.

I use Q10. It's about as close to a typewriter as I can get without using my typewriter. When I need more extensive editing and layout or printing, I open the .txt doc in OpenOffice or Word.

I use Q10. It's about as close to a typewriter as I can get without using my typewriter. When I need more extensive editing and layout or printing, I open the .txt doc in OpenOffice or Word.

The dog that scares me the most is the chihuahua who says "Yo quiro Taco Bell."

Hey, it's the Steve Irwin fan club!

See, when I'm in one part of the house and I want to hear the music in another part of the house, I CRANK THE VOLUME! Simple and efficient and it lets me share my music with family and neighbors!

No square root function key? Meh.

I wipe my computer and music gear down with just a microfiber cloth. If needed, a tiny bit of water on the cloth to loosen gunk. Works good.