I could totally kill this with my Super Evil Anti-Gravity Undefeatable Lightning Laser.

@Batman: Yeah, I got close to that once. Hit the shoulder and the back wheel went wonky and I don't know how but I stayed up. Then I pulled over and changed my pants. Sorry if I sounded snarky. I wish I still had my bike, especially this time of year.

@Batman: You know, if you keep falling off your bikes, look into the Motorcycle Safety Foundation classes. Improve your skills.

What is that font? It's like a whole other language!

Hah!

$1500 and no pedals? Pass.

But don't the lasers set the trees on fire?

The home and indoor gardening tip omitted the fantastic savings realized by growing your own weed.

The water jug in the toilet tank might have had more value when the tanks were bigger a few years back. There's also the option of the dual flush toilet upgrades that use different quantities of water for solid or liquid waste.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice is a DISNEY movie. What did you expect? Apocalypse Now?

Gee, that's not a suit. It's an iSuit (patent pending).

If you think this is cool, you should see what I made with two popsicle sticks and a rubber band.

This is like the shows on the 'home design' channels that take a unique (junky) home or room or whatever and magically transform it to a neutral, pasty hotel room. Glah. Ikea Uber Alles.

@nobodyzhome: Yeah, nobody sleeps in the big house.

If I put a copper mesh around this, will I get a really big Faraday cage?

You can buy these with organic frosting at Whole Foods for 6.99 each. All the fiber keeps you regular. Nom!

1. Hipster PDA and a Uniball pen or mechanical pencil. I like fountain pens too, but usually don't carry one around.

On the downside, the painting is now covered with cancerous tumors from the intensive radiation exposure.

Be very protective of your personal life. In my first job, I was 18 and telling my boss something or other and he stopped me and said "once you give away your privacy you never get it back". That has stuck with me far longer than whatever I was talking about.

So WindowsME was really the Moscow Edition?