Forget Kennedy, Lennon and Cobain. Where were you when Joey Ramone died? That's MY g-g-g-g-generation.

What band did John F. Kennedy play in?

@Ignignokt: Didn't you know Macs can levitate?

OK, now we know where Darth Vader checks his Facebook account.

Even after the apocolypse, in the Last City, you will be happy to know 'The Lion King' and 'Blue Man Group' are still playing to packed houses. You can't kill greatness!

Is it true this supercomputer runs on the Windows ME operating system?

Gee. I found the same results by giving my seven year old daughter a black Sharpie and a map of the Gulf and letting her color the whole damned thing in. Sure enough, she continued to color and went through the keys and up the East coast.

When an eel lunges out

MMMMmmmmm. Guglulg. Ptoooo!

I use one of these when enjoying steak and wine on my plass...or is it glate?

Still, I don't see an integrated magazine rack.

As a writer, I see a lack of any clear open workspace where Levy could put anything down larger than a coffee mug. Call me old fashioned, but I like to pull a book off the shelf and keep it handy, not squirrel over and put it away immediately. Also, where's the toy collection? You know we all have them!

@punga: That would be Chicago, a rural village on the shores of Lake Michigan.

Going from a closed file cabinet to an open grate one is really not very smart. All the dust in the room that would be easily caught and dusted off the cabinet surfaces will now get into the files.

Personally, I think all my years of Doom and Quake better prepare me for getting EVERYTHING into the truck!

He left out the most important tips - use a lot of L and T shaped boxes and always load the truck from the top.

This was working fine for me until I realized I had a debit card.

@djsmiley2k: One word. Trebuchet.

My best upgrade has been adding a Homedics chair massager. I have a home office. If you work in a cube farm, the buzzing noise and deep sighs of relaxation can be distracting to neighbors.

One thing that works for me for a better message is a simple script. If I have what I want to say in front of me, it avoids that gap where I am deciding what to mumble next.