These are gorgeous, but so many light colors just scream "I don't have to take public transportation!". When I moved to New York I had just bought a cream colored pea coat...I'll let fellow commuters guess how long that looked presentable.

believe me i have already earmarked the champagne bottles for both of those joyous occasions - but i am not super optimistic that it will improve scotus's overall makeup, either. suppose it depends who makes it in '16. again, optimism tank is critically low.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

White clothes and some thin fabrics. You can see a white or colored bra through them, so one that matches your skin tone looks a lot less conspicuous. As a Whitey McWhiterson, I've never had to think about it (privilege and all that) but I'm glad it exists for women of color now.

I don't want Beyoncé to be friends with Blake Lively.

Happy thoughts:

68 percent of the U.S. population believes Ebola spreads "easily."

I got stung by a wasp repeatedly at work last year. After killing the damn thing, reassuring the visitors who saw me that I wasn't dead on the floor of a bathroom, I called my mom going 'mom, I don't remember if I was tested for this when I was little, but am I allergic to wasps?' Freaked her out good and well. I took…

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I read the entire Little House series and every night at the dinner table, would narrate to my family exactly what had happened in the chapter I read that day. So my family basically got the worst "book on tape" version of Little House ever. Sorry family!!

I hate that my annoyance with James Franco is making me take Kim Jong Un's side in anything.

If her album released on the 18th is called "Yahoo! 5 Kittens!", I may consider buying it...

I don't want to be that person, but i love this story and if they fuck this up I SWEAR TO GOD

In an unrelated study, a 2011 poll found that 73% of Americans "believe that they are destined to find their one, true, soul mate."