Just last night I had a dream that Lupita was dating me (my real-world boyfriend somehow didn't exist anymore) and Jezebel had an article about it. I guess that's not happening anymore.

I think Lily Allen understands that women are pitted against one another unfairly, she just either doesn't understand or can't coherently explain that it's due in great part to a male-dominated society.

Enjoy your weird squinty face wrinkles you'll get in 10 years, assholes

Monocles are sooooooooooooooo 5 seconds ago.

Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper
(Super duper)
Come let's mix where Rock-a-fellas
Walk with sticks or umbrellas
In their mitts, puttin' on the Ritz

As I said to someone the other day—these quizzes are pointless not in that I don't think it's massively important to know which fantasy land I would live in, or which adorable famous internet kitten best represents my soul (it is, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise), but because I don't neeeeed a quiz to tell me…

Meh. Its really just something to amuse myself with for five minutes when I'm avoiding work or particularly bored. But getting Xena in the "Which Strong Female Character Are You" quiz is nice too.

Yep. It's never about abortion access, per se. It's about poor women's abortion access. Because affluent women will always be able to get an abortion.

and also kristen and dax talking publicly about this stuff lets the public get a larger sense of how this really affects kids

but if celebrities blacklist the outlets that buy these photos it could make a big impact

Prolife evangelical Republicans have just as much illicit unsanctioned out-of-wedlock sex and get just as many abortions as anybody else. They just view their circumstance as *exceptional* in every single case. They're the biggest horndog hypocrites of all.

But on the other, pretending that there isn't an element of hypocrisy among pro-life lawmakers who will never personally have to worry about their own access to abortion ... and definitely will not have to worry about their theoretical daughters' access to abortion ...

This. I want to talk more about this. It's so…

Sometimes things don't bother you until you become a parent....you have to become a parent to understand that. You suddenly turn into a momma bear if anyone bothers your child.

That's because your comment is kind of a trivial observation about how they look to you, like they're only supposed to look one way forever, and not talk about serious things like being accosted and harangued by photographers with their kids. It was an odd comment in context.

SHUT UP AND LET ME OPPRESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I have a constitutional right to make forced, unhelpful analogies.

i think Jezebel should agree to not publishing any more celebrity kid photos too. or blur the faces when reporting on other media's publishing of said photos.

Inappropriately so. Square on the mouth, I tell you.

On the other hand it's always nice when people stop lying.