When I was a little girl, I would eyeball fashion magazines in the checkout line in the supermarket and yearn for them, but my mother never bought them, never subscribed to them. They were a symbol of sophisticated womanhood to me, so glossy and polished; I viewed them and the lifestyle they represented as something…

Heh, tone is sometimes really hard to convey over the internet; I assumed you were joking, and I was just going with it. For some reason, I imagined my last line in Homer Simpson's voice. I agree, "family values" is nonsense. Whose family, y'know?

We are okay with being weird, and if being happy and not hateful is wrong, I don't want to be right.

My family values love, anywhere you can find it. My family's morals consider bigotry repugnant. When my brother and I were in middle school, my father told us both that whoever we love, he loves us just the same. I don't understand this family values bullshit; it seems in direct opposition of my family values.

Has anybody ever considered that some people like salads?! I get the same bullshit when I get salads, and it's annoying, because salad makes me quite ill to my stomach but I just love it so much. Being told I'm not fat enough to need it is so annoying. Some people need to stop assuming that they know everything.

I'm lying on a heating pad with a pinched nerve in my neck and a gorgeous sky taunting me, hating the world, but this was adorable and gave me a much needed reprieve from hating everything, sigh, my neckkk.

You're a bit of a funny troll, huh? Feminism means treating men and women equally; silencing people or completely refusing to consider their viewpoint because of their gender isn't it. Silly, silly. This isn't a "but what about the menz" rape derailment pile of bullshit, you're just berating people for having…

I just can't. As far as I'm concerned, you've won the day. The rest of the afternoon will be a celebration of your victory. I plan to celebrate with a bowl of spaghetti.

I'm lucky to be hypersensitive and as such have a tonnn of allergic responses to things; perfume stuffs my head up and gives me skin rashes. In my experience, essential oils are the best way to go to smell a little pretty but not have to pay a terrible cost. Ylang-ylang, lavender, sweet orange and rose absolute all…

It has been three days straight now, and she is well aware of those feelings. Even her cat hates him; her cat hides in my room behind a shelf every time he is in the apartment. Considering that he is here the majority of the time when she doesn't work, this means that my shelf has acquired a new pet. I will try to get…

WHAT DO I DO. Roommate 1 is seeing a guy that is a total ass- he has cheated on her, he has a history of petty theft from friends so I don't want him near my things unsupervised, he's a pathological liar and he uses my and roommate 2's stuff without asking. When I took back my art markers that he had invited himself…

We need to start collecting donations so that this can be made into a PSA, please.

I was just remarking on how I dislike that common saying. It wasn't personal. You're calling me a troll over that? Awfully combative. Blood pressure kills, you know. Have a nice day, I'm out.

I hate that platitude. Why does the woman have to be behind the man in it? Is it because every powerful man has a horrible habit of shoving his way in front of women? If the women are even more powerful, why are they not in front?

Lololololol

There, there. Not being a troll doesn't seem to matter when it comes to being a forever grey. You aren't the only one. It's not your fault.

Came to find out why you have to poop so much after running. Harrumph. Whatever, I can google it myself!

"Neurodiverse." I have never heard that term before, but I love it. I agree very strongly with everything you say.

I have no idea why but your comment strikes me as absolutely adorable and you seem like a nice mom. So solicitous about your son's health.

If it were a Prismacolor marker this would be Pale Vermillion, which is only slightly more orange than Carmine Red.