Dream Cast Thread!

I can confirm this theory also, I have found there is absolutely no other way to get people to take interest in my musical abilities.

This guy has issues, serious issues. Look at this gem:

Phil, I'm really sorry about this, I am. But you know I get hungry after sex. If you didn't want to be eaten then you shouldn't have come knocking on my hole with your penis without bringing a post coital snack. Like you just said to me 10 minutes ago, "This will be much easier if you stop moving around so much"

I feel that male singers that impart partial nudity into their art tend to be the rebel ones. The ones that are in the left field a bit. Meanwhile, women's partial nudity seems to plague the most popular ones, and most likely it was at least partially their manager/producer's idea of how to portray their images. (Most…

Well, that's certainly what I do. Never even really bothered with the lyrics or the voice actually!

Please. If middle school teachers survived "WUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?", they can survive hump day.

I live with a 6th grader too. He said it a few times and then got tired of it. This is a complete over reaction by the school administration, and doesn't teach the children anything other than "I am the boss of you while you are here and even if it is stupid and based on nothing I will control your actions." This kind…

So when Carly Rae Jepsen and Zooey Deschanel dress kinda demurely, they're infantilizing themselves and therefore Part Of The Problem, but when Miley and Rihanna get nearly-naked, they're objectifying themselves and also Part Of The Problem.

Okay, this is too much. she is too flippin cute. I'm so stoked for Karrie right now. What a spunky kid.

Is it weird that, in the traditional Little Mermaid movie my reaction is pretty much this:

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

Dear Melissa:

Pfff, he doesn't care about feeding hungry people, he wants to feel like Mr Johnny Testosterone posing next to a dead elephant like he triumphed in a battle of strength and cunning, with no self-awareness to realise that a five year old child could also hit a target that big with a gun if they were led right to it.

Oh my god, I am so with her. Being a non-white non-skinny female as well, I see her and think, "why do I not feel as good about myself as she seems to?" I wish I had her confidence. I wish I didn't feel like I have to diet and straighten my hair to be taken seriously.

Not a Kaling as-an-actor-or-show-runner fan but I think what she does for confronting race/gender issues in pop culture is fantastic.

Just once...JUST ONCE...I'd love to hear a reporter ask a male politician/musician/actor/director/doctor/judge/whatever ask the following questions:

Kudos to her. That is an offensive question.

This is what I love about kids. My nephew for years has talked about his best friend Jake, Jake and I this, Jake and I that, we did this, we played Legos, we won the soccer match, he always beats me at Mario party, yadda yadda. I finally met this kid Jake after years of hearing about him at a pool party for my nephews…

I have a problem with the fact that Black women had to mean mug. Rarely are Black women shown as delicate and feminine. We are usually shown as mean and hard in the media. To me this is not breaking down any barriers at all, this is the status quo, and telling in the designers comments that the opposite of a pallid…