This is exactly why I don't trust large bodies of water. In particular, the ocean is gigantic and dark and full of gigantic, dark secrets and I am having none of it! I fully support the war on fishmas.

I am a waitress. If I said insanely rude and offensive things to a table, I would likely be fired. This does not constitute a violation of free speech. I don't know why conservatives think that this guy's job is immune to this same standard. As a television personality, public interviews are when he is on the clock.

The nicest my skin has ever been was when I completely eschewed traditional cleansers and washed my face with raw honey, morning and night.

Uggghhh. I never got any real attention to it until I had giardia and everything went to hell (somehow, I managed to erase the word giardia from my first post? It was about a year ago.) I started having issues when I was in elementary school. I was told over and over that it is normal for people to hurt and that I…

I can absolutely understand why she did not get help sooner. Maybe she tried! But it's incredibly easy for others to just assume that pain they aren't feeling isn't real, or isn't a big deal. I have crohn's disease, had for a while about a year ago, and had Lyme disease for almost a year; nonetheless, when I saw a…

Why on earth are people that are neither the doctor or the patient making decisions on what procedures should be done?

I had a cat that did the same exact thing. Normally, she was very shy, but once anybody would start crying she would force her way onto their lap with a loud purr and she would nudge insistently until the cryer made with the petting. It never stopped until well after the crying did. If I faked crying loudly, I could…

Idea 1: use a very different color. Make a large block, but not as large as the first, using a different, complimentary but contrasting color. Then, switch to a third color after making a smaller sized block then the first. Think of dividing the first one by half and each subsequent block is a different color.

Missing the point here, I know, but lady: it doesn't even look good. You're obviously not really black! The blotchiness with the light tone under it just looks gross. Once in a while we all want a bit of ebony splendor but it's just not happening. Also, offensive, racist, et cetera. But as a fashion director, she…

No shark intended, btw. I figure you guys are just the universe saying that belly pain isn't worse than the crushing depression of not enjoying some delicious food. If he has no reason to deprive himself except vanity than he ought to reconsider his priorities. Eating is the best.

As somebody who cannot digest solid food without intense gut pain and the whole day being ruined, contemplating my breakfast (FOOD?! Or protein shake agaiiiinnnnnn) it is good to know that, fuck it, eating for nutrients isn't quite right, I should have myself some cinnamon rolls (double whammy of pain but whatever…

That's the most egregious thing to happen at work, but the place I work is very low class and it was shocking but not shocking at the same time. Previously, two men repeatedly demanded that I show them my stomach because they wanted to know if I had abs, despite my repeated refusals. They literally did not stop…

The other day, I had a table that quite aggressively tried to recruit me into the glamorous new vocation of being a hooker. I told this guy in no uncertain terms that I was not interested. He was about to hand me a five dollar bill for the tip- on a sixty dollar check- but when I said no, I am not going to become a…

Oh, I see what you did there.

The answer to that is "cult leaders."

This. So much this. A thousand times this!

Please, for the love of whatever god you pick, can't we make the case with this that although he may live on, his brain is clearly dead, and we need a new justice? Because this is ridiculous.

Thank you, Mindy! Asking somebody where their confidence comes from is SO RUDE. I'd be more curious what trauma somebody's lack of confidence comes from, but I'd have the tact not to ask! There are so many messages in our society that unless you are this exact, cookie cutter idea of "perfection" (no deviation…

Thank you, Mindy! Asking somebody where their confidence comes from is SO RUDE. I'd be more curious what trauma somebody's lack of confidence comes from, but I'd have the tact not to ask! There are so many messages in our society that unless you are this exact, cookie cutter idea of "perfection" (no deviation…

It might just be because I just got off the phone with my dad, who told us often as children that failing to value the contributions of women is one of our society's greatest failings, but this story totally made me tear up. You go, Mr. Verma. Help Sushma along the road to glory and then take pride in the places she…