Can we discuss the mysterious disappearance of Kellyanne Conway, who’s cancelled all her scheduled media this weekend? NBC is already floating the idea that she’s quit.

She deserves so much more...she needs to be covered like John Oliver.

I hesitate to think anything positive about this election- but Sam Bee getting the attention she deserves might count. God, is she good.

I’m a short person, and flats do nothing for my stumpy physique, yet I wear flats every day because my doctor scared me from heels at an early age.

And, in truth, Dick Cheney was probably allowed to sit because he is legally dead.

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

1. Fuck you

Bullshit.

Identity is currency in this day and age. Anyone who tries to hide behind a pen name or an image is a curiosity. A weird aberration. People somehow need to know. I don’t know why. It’s like some people are insulted that someone would hide their real identity in this oversharing day and age. People feel like they’re…

Did you not want to jinx it? Because this is exactly how you jinx it!!!

Don’t vote for Gary Johnson either. He may be smarter than Trump but not by a whole lot.

Now this is the story!

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Her hands were shaking throughout her entire speech, and she basically started sobbing when she brought up her father. The entire basis for this post is gross.

Delete this. I’m embarrassed for y’all.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

I think the only place I ever got kicked out of was health class in 5th grade because I couldn’t control myself and snickered at a cartoon dick becoming erect. I was pretty embarrassed after that. I hope this guy is mortified. Especially since his face will go viral with this video unlike the vast majority of hecklers…

Boo, I thought it was going to be Gwen and Blake. Way to get my hopes up, Finger.