I know this isn’t an open forum and yet I cannot contain my excitement. Given that Everlast is a has been, can I talk about my waiting to exhale moment? This is totally out of the normal commenting but I just had to give a huge thank you to so many Jezebelians who talked me off the ledge while selling our house. My…

Naw, that was definitely her. I was cackling at her condescendingly explaining what “je ne sais quoi” meant. She’s not stupid, she’s just selfserving and hateful.

Ok, not to rain on the parade or anything, but can we PLEASE stop that being brave or successful or whatever “takes a lot of balls” or really anything else that implies it takes male genitalia to be brave or successful. It’s literally the other side of the coin of calling someone a pussy for being weak.

nop, nop, nop real coffee or didn’t happen. You can always get Vivarin.

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

I’m a little on the young side for exposure to him, too, but I remember a story about him from a few years ago where he said Tootsie helped him understand women. His reasoning? He cried when they couldn’t make him any prettier as a woman. So now he understands that he dismissed ugly women when they might have been…

Seriously thank you for saying that. This whole pure white dove shit about Bernie is bat shit. You can’t be in politics and be a pure white dove.

Bernie doesn’t have any ego in this thing?Please. You couldn’t be a politician if you weren’t operating profoundly from the ego.

He’s banking on his low information Hillary = the devil voters to carry this narrative even though there is no basis in reality for it.

God damn. Sanders is quickly losing any goodwill he ever had with me. What a fucking asshole. Private citizens raising money for you is okay because they are poor people? Clooney is raising money for down ballot candidates. Something Bernie hasn’t bothered to worry about because Bernie only cares about Bernie.

I think its obscene that Sanders is bankrolling a losing campaign on the backs of the working poor.

As a reminder, this is a joint fundraising committee, which means that $5400 can be allocated to the Clinton campaign but the VAST majority of contributions go to the DNC and state parties to be used to build their GOTV and other local operations for the fall to support downballot candidates. These are the same people…

Sanders really is showing to be a huge fucking asshole isn’t he? Typical white guy is what I say. Stomping his feet when he doesn’t get his way.

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

You do realize that this money is for down the ballot. She’s raising for the other candidates down ballot. How much has Bernie raised down ballot?

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.