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She probably secretly loves it that those young people died. She probably wishes she had shot them herself.

Two bit cynicism strikes again. It was a two-hour meeting, not a five-minute photo op. It was a two-hour meeting, far superior to zero meetings. It’s important to show this issue is something that she is taking into account.

Clearly you think women are stupid enough to fall for trolling of the lowest caliber... You’re not clever enough to pull this off.

[long fart noise]

He going to be harder to remove though. :(

I went through a phase of knowing when relatives (not close to me particularly) had died, just before the phone rang with someone delivering the sad news. I was so nonchalent about it...I worried about being slightly dead inside about it-pun not intentional-as I was like, yeah I know, I told you before you picked up…

A few years ago my Grandpa was succumbing to his decade-long battle with Alzheimers and he wasn’t expected to make it through the weekend. However, my best friend was getting married in Chicago that Friday with the reception Saturday night. The family all decided that Grandpa would have wanted me to be in the wedding,…

(giant fart noise)

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Or is it just not a bunch of angry men claiming women cannot play such roles such as Ghostbusters?

That’s a common one! One of my favorite books as a child, Things That Go Bump in the Night, had a whole section of stories about people who had a relative appear before them right at the moment they had died. This isn’t to discredit your sister, but to just say that maybe that actually did happen.

Years ago, a friend of mine and I were waiting for a 3rd friend to get off work late one night because we had scored a case of beer, and wanted to consume it at her house since her family was gone on a road trip. She gave us the code to get into her parent’s house so we could wait for her there, and we decided to wait…

We bought an small Cape Cod built in the 1930s. There was only one owner and she died in this house a year or two before we bought the house. We fixed it up (restored the wood floors through out the house), lived there awhile but decided to move to the suburbs when our first child approached school age.

I don't believe in ghosts but, one time, I had just finished remodeling a section of my house, that night I dreamed that my Mom came over to check it out. She told me it looked really nice. Now, was it a ghost, I don't know. Maybe I was just thinking of my Mom.

Yes, it would be awesome if family members and friends of people gunned down by police with no explanation whatsoever could just, you know, be more chill about it. The “usual” seething anger and bottomless grief are so lame, amirite?

Conclusion: religion is stupid. Putting an imaginary being above your own living, breathing family? That is stupid, and in this case: criminal.

My wish as well, sadly the funeral industry has lobbied well and it is illegal to do this, almost everywhere.

I’ve requested a good old fashioned Irish wake. Lay me out on the kitchen table for a few days just to make sure I’m really gone.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.