...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

Yes, I know she is. And I’m fairly certain that she was in custody on fraud charges when the murders happened but, since it ultimately doesn’t matter, I didn’t bother to dig into the vast pit of ATWA fan sites to find out for sure.

“I might’ve made the biggest mistake ever in history. But I’m proud of that.”

I ride or die for Felicity.

WHERE THE FUCK IS FELICITY?!

I hated Molly so much as a child. I had that American Girl Premiere game and she got killed with frequency. The source of my hate was her braids and glasses, I may or may not had plaited the same way everyday as a child. Shoutout to anyone who never had the actual dolls but did have the paperdolls from the magazine. I…

I don't know how this happened but one time my parents and I accidently got behind the last car in a gay pride parade. We didn't even realize we were in the parade until we saw the drag queens on the street and the one riding in front of us. We did the only thing we could do and started smiling and waving.

Seriously. It’s like “hey, we’ve been doing terrible, hateful shit to people for years, why not this too?”

“It’s not about homophobia and bigotry, it’s about state rights!”

I don’t think Thomas is as smart as he thinks he is. Or, he is just batshit crazy.

You think a clerk would have diplomatically noted that “uh Justice Thomas, greeeaaaat dissenting opinion but you know that we stopped doing those two other shameful things?”

is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

You’re giving him some serious “up-eye”. I don’t actually think that’s a thing but I’m dumbstruck with envy. Also, I love your bangs.

Elle King who sings “Exes and Ohs”? Love her. She reminds me of Gin Wigmore.

How dare the server ask to take that empty plate away! It was his. He had it monogrammed to make a complete set of tableware.

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an…

This is a real slice of life. Some might think this story is a little cheesy but this kid belongs in the upper crust of society even though delivery people don’t make a lot of dough.

No, that’s crap. That’s not at all what she was saying, and you know better than that.