Adulto is Ed Sheeran, Karlie is way too self-composed.

I've decided that Adultosaur is actually Karlie Kloss.

Conspiracy theory: Adultosaur was Taylor all along.

San Francisco!!!! We're not Detriot!!!!

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

WTF. Really? Just paint the damn picture and keep your political commentary out of it. Jesus. Can we repaint the official portrait of Reagan to make commentary on how his AIDS policies killed thousands of people?

This just in: random dude with tenuous link to famous person reveals minor bit of pettiness.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

She's so far removed from the world I grew up in that she's almost an alien. Going hungry, seeing my Mom go without so that I could have seconds (and, sometimes, firsts), eating so many fucking eggs and potatoes, duct taping my glasses together because some idiot in school hit me in the face with a basketball and we…

A white person vouching for another white person not being racist would NOT go a long way. All it does is make the voucher look like an apologist. That's PR 101.

Oh, god. The overly earnest dude who doesn't want to pay for public services because "gub'ment" but does want to tell me what I can and cannot do to my own body because it's for my own good. Did he use the "but abortion's so gross!" argument? Because they always seem to fall back on that one.

Yes. We can. *internet hugs and waffles*

Hope no one minds if I live in this thread today.. Can we be sad together?

Oh man, that library dedication made me spit out my wine — it was a nice break from all the almost-crying I was doing

I've been struggling to find words to express what this show means to me and why. This was a show that knew itself (at least from season 2 onward) and knew it's characters. It was about friendship and hard work and doing the right thing and being nice to people. It was about respecting other people even when they…

This series finale was a perfect finale to, in my mind, a perfect television show. It was far from the best episode the show ever put out, but it was the right way to end it. And I'm so sad and I miss it already. I cried like a goddamn baby last night.

leslie knope is my hero.

Any time in the future, when visitors are being dickbags, or another building is on fire or my coworkers are being crazy or someone is asking me when George Washington fought the Battle of Gettysburg, I am going to remember this episode of Parks and Rec. I will replay Leslie talking about Work Worth Doing and Ron…

She also gave us the quote of the year.

HOLY FUCK THAT SPEECH!! Patricia Arquette, 2016!!!