SO MUCH BETTER. I started the Casual Vacancy and was like "um, this is basically Uncle Vernon Has a Brain Aneurysm" and quit. I loved both of these.

Clive is wayyyy too good-looking.

I want Kimberley Nixon to play Robin. That is all.

I'M SO EXCITED.

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10/10, would watch.

I'm a little sad that this story didn't end with the love egg hatching, and a cute little sex robot emerging, and then the sex robot deciding that the bomb disposal expert was its mama. The adventures they'd have.

Who brings a sex toy to a court house?

Extra Question: Is there a San Diegoan who visited the courthouse recently watching the news and thinking "OH MY GOD, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY EGG? IS THAT MY EGG? OH MY GOD"?

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

A scarf from H&M. If she doesn't like it, I don't care.

Look at you making my point for me. What are you doing to fix toxic masculinity? Other than the important human rights work of internet posts asking feminists to fuck off and die?

Agreed. Expecting women to sacrifice time and energy we very much need for ourselves to fix men's problems for them is toxic masculinity. I'm happy to be supportive and be an ally to men who recognize patriarchy as harmful to them and are working to change it, but they're going to have *gasp!* actually do the work…

In my experience, feminists are frequently very aware of the impact of toxic masculinity on men and are, in fact, the only people who actually actively advocate to free men from rigid gender constructs. If nothing else, most feminists recognize that true equality is impossible so long as affiliation with things…

They're like Lucille and Ethel, but with weed, and without those stupid fucking husbands.

not gonna lie, I came into this thinking it was a Schrayber link.

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

You did it you cracked the code. Kids dictate letters to their parents. One of history's greatest mysteries solved.

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")