Look at you making my point for me. What are you doing to fix toxic masculinity? Other than the important human rights work of internet posts asking feminists to fuck off and die?

Agreed. Expecting women to sacrifice time and energy we very much need for ourselves to fix men's problems for them is toxic masculinity. I'm happy to be supportive and be an ally to men who recognize patriarchy as harmful to them and are working to change it, but they're going to have *gasp!* actually do the work…

In my experience, feminists are frequently very aware of the impact of toxic masculinity on men and are, in fact, the only people who actually actively advocate to free men from rigid gender constructs. If nothing else, most feminists recognize that true equality is impossible so long as affiliation with things…

They're like Lucille and Ethel, but with weed, and without those stupid fucking husbands.

not gonna lie, I came into this thinking it was a Schrayber link.

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

I kept a Valentine book that my kindergarten boyfriend wrote and illustrated for me. It is heart-shaped.

I've read two of her books, My Sister's Keeper and one whose title I can't remember but just think of as My Sister's Keeper 2 because it has the exact same plot twist, the same sibling dynamic, it's emotionally manipulative, and just a waste of time. I literally threw the second book across the room in anger when I…

You did it you cracked the code. Kids dictate letters to their parents. One of history's greatest mysteries solved.

Aren't she and Nicholas Sparks the literary equivalent of a Thomas Kincade painting?

I am currently adding this to my OKCupid profile. ("Looking for: cheese, robots.")

I'm not going to lie- I'm one of those horrible feminists who hates "chick lit."

To be fair, I think Nicholas Sparks is pretty widely dismissed as pointless wankery too.

I have a dream that one day gang rapists will be treated more harshly than shoplifters.

Moving forward, any commentary on this matter will be done in the appropriate venue and not in the media.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

When one of the guys tried to stop her, she pulled his beanie off his head and used it to wipe herself.

LEAVE BASEMENT BARGAIN MARIAH, ALONE Y'ALL

I just want to say, I love the fact that Stefanie didn't try to pass judgment on her niece, interviewed her like a real person rather than an object up for judging — I think it's hard to do a piece like this without alarmism or the introduction of snide feelings about a young woman who is happily receiving a lot of…