Like, full on adult sibling sex? Or prepubescent kids who don't really know what they're doing look back on it and cringe exploratory stuff?

THAT YOU KNOW OF.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

I caught a girl I was thinking of marrying cheating on me.

It caused huge problems for me emotionally and with future relationships.

HA! Omg, I'll probably say this accidentally the next time I order one. D'oh!

I once watched Cupcake Wars, and the challenge was "China Town". The woman decided to make chai spiced cupcakes. When asked why she went with chai, as it's Indian, she told the judge, "Oh, well, I figured chai was Chinese - you know chai-nese!"

If I were a martial artist, "Tai Chi Latte" would be my nickname.

I DID THE SAME THING.

Tai Chi Latte

I do that sort of thing a lot and my family calls it "Runny Babbiting" because of Runny Babbit by Shel Silverstein. I've said larking pot for parking lot, japama pants for pajama pants, and much more. It's embarassing yet hilarious even to me.

I've definitely said this out of a rush when I was really tired. The barista and I had a good laugh over it, but jeez, brain.

Caramel Machete is now my stage name. Called it.

I have probably done that. When I am tired, or when I have/have just finished having a migraine, I am very, very prone to mixing up words like that. I know what it is, and in my head, I said "chai tea latte," but... well, it could be worse, I'm also prone to saying the complete wrong word and I could have ordered a…

All men are disposable too.

I'm a barista in the Midwest. One of my coworkers started at Starbucks before coming to our shop; and had me in tears after he told me about a rednecky gentleman who came in to order one night. I guess this guy strode in and jovially, loudly asked him, "Hey man! Y'all got them, uh, caramel machetes here?!"

Amen sister. Fellow punk ass book jockey here.

I'm offended as a woman AND as a librarian.

"Jezebel posters"? Like....you? You ARE posting on Jezebel, aren't you?

This never happened in Colma: The Musical.

Really? Ring crevices are caked with dirt and literal shit. I don't think food prep workers should be able to wear hand jewelry because it sounds really unsanitary. Fuck the gloves, just don't wear stuff that holds filth.