Really? I'm probably two shades paler than her. I think she is gorgeous and I give her credit for embracing her natural skin tone. It continues to amaze me that fake tans are coveted. Melanoma is the fastest growing cancer in young people, by far.

Brilliant satire is brilliant.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

Yeah, they are cute until they grow and and become this

well at least it’s not someone’s asshole.

Don't forget Eve! For like a split second...but still there!

This was very funny and your coworker Madeleine sounds very ~*~cool~*~

I came here to say the same thing!

Between this and Brave, it seems like Pixar is aware of the problem and trying to fix it. It won't fix overnight, because these movies aren't guaranteed hits and won't become classics for a while, but I at least hope that they know what's wrong and how to do better.

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

Tara Jacoby = far better than these pants.

I've said this before, but your new graphics gal is SO GOOD.

Thanks Mark for reminding us of the importance of doing everything you can to be as pretty as you can.

This morning, actually. Sorry. Been up since 4am. Loads of work on and I couldn't sleep.

This is depressing. What's the point of ever even accepting yourself the way you are if someone already nice-average looking undergoes drastic surgery and looks gorgeous?

Oh great. Golf clap. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER ORIGINAL FACE!

Oh, honey, you'll bee okay.

#dontmesswithmycocnuts

"and to talk about how she's a reformed person who once used the word "nigger."

She's saying, "IDK how toilet work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"