Seriously started cackling about this. I was a flower girl when I was little and my sister never got a chance and she used to harass people in our church to get married so that she could be their flower girl. It seems to be one of those little girl bucket lists kind of things!

I just laughed out loud. I can picture your little niece sitting there, seething, waiting in vain for your Big Announcement, and then finally just erupting with frustration.

But the quizzes that tell us which Harry Potter house we'd be in still hold up, right?

Meh. I'll take the clown over the WBC any day.

If I knew Sharon Stone personally, I would high-five her for that comment.

Comcast's new album, Ryan, drops next week.

The is a lovely story and all, but where is the gay food promised in the title? Gay food is underrepresented in mainstream media as it is, and frankly I expected better from Jezebel.

"This Kardashian app is amazing."

Merkel: [checks Tumblr] "OMG Dashcon was such a shitshow."

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.

Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.

WHO CARES ABOUT APOSTROPHES WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD?

I haven't read the books yet (I know, I know) but I imagine I'll have a similar reaction, because the film definitely had that effect on me. I spent the whole thing with a low-grade unease that built up by the end of it.

I signed up for an account when the site was still in beta. I'm 38. I'm owning my nerdery.

It's impressive that Krum is still playing seeker. With all the head injuries those guys get, it seems doubtful that professional Quidditch players have very long careers.

Itsme is a troll. Check out their comment history. They also claim their a student who can only afford ramen but apparently pay a ton of taxes at the same time.

Get out!

You know, I'm just tired of this. I'm tired of being told I can't protect myself from an unwanted pregnancy. I'm tired of being told I can't have sex that doesn't result in a baby. I'm tired of being told that when I'm pregnant I'm a liability. I'm tired of being told that when I'm having a baby, I won't necessarily…

"...they didn't end up together in real life." LOL- because I thought the same exact thing