That sounds super cozy, I’m jealous! I mostly get it mid nap (such is why I don’t really nap) and I always try to tell myself to just go back to sleep. Who cares if you can’t move, you didn’t want to anyways! But I get totally panicky and have to fight my way out before I can fall back asleep.

Oh, believe me, I was super joking. Even my mundane non paranormal themed ones are terrible. I wouldn’t want anything crazy. Even the times I get no hallucinations and am just stuck are horrible. I feel lucky I don’t get anything worse. I’m sorry you got saddled with the worse kind.

My sleep paralysis hallucinations are always the most boring, mundane things. It’s always like, I’ll be napping on the couch and wake up with sleep paralysis and be convinced that my roommate is standing over me furious because she wants to watch TV in the living room. I never get demons or shadow men or anything fun.

I am a frequent sleep paralysis haver, and I gotta say, it has really ruined a lot of these stories for me. I read them and it’s like, “Yup, classic sleep paralysis.” Sleep paralysis is scary, for sure, but it’s not supernatural and I like my ghost stories to have ghosts in them! Harumph.

Yeah, I think the was a way for him to not hug her but also not seem kinda like an ass? Like, “Sorry, not a hugger, how about a high five!” It felt like he wanted to embarrass her. But I do think her creeping forward after he said no was also Not Cool.

I was thinking Foghorn Leghorn.

Women are always clamouring for more stories about men. We just doing hear enough about the male experience!

Drew has built up enough good will with me that this post made me laugh. But I agree that in general the dudes are not taking today seriously enough.

I would.

When I was 8, my mom sold her soul or blackmailed a PTA mom or something and managed to get me into the Good School at the other end of town. When I told my new classmates where I lived one of them said, “Omg, you live THERE? Are you poor?” And I remember thinking, “Omg, AM I?”

Whatever, I’m still excited.

Brothers named John and Jonathan? Why? WHY?

*shudder* No, never that show.

My roommate and I are in a constant battle over this! She loves Fixer Upper and I’m a Rehab Addict devotee. But by battle, I mean we obsessively DVR both and pleasantly argue back and forth. But still, I’m right. Rehab Addict is superior.

Well, this is a terrible blow for reproductive rights, but at least we won’t be losing one of the country's preeminent den designers. Abortions for no one; sunken living rooms for all!

People are terrible, so I have no trouble believing that a boss would refuse to give someone two hours to attend their graduation. I DO have trouble believing that same boss would write a letter about the situation and include all kinds of compliments about the employee and all kinds of unnecessary details that made…

Even if the customer’s story is 100% true, I’m not too fussed. They were denied TACOS. I mean, it’s not like they were left stranded on the side of the road.

I guessed eggplant emoji and I’m honestly shocked I wasn’t right.

I like all three of those actresses, but this movie looks pretty terrible. It looks like some dude lurked a mom Facebook group for a few days and decided to write a movie.

A news blog focused on feminist and women’s issues is covering a news story about a movie that has been besieged by venom and hate since it was jut a twinkle in Feig’s eye? FEMINIST AGENDA!!