I think I might need to spend an evening reading through the Wikipedia pages for the books.

Hm. I think I am okay with my decision not to continue the series.

I loved the Princess Diaries when they first started but aged out of them pretty quickly. By the time the fourth book came out, I was like 17 and the writing was just too young for me. I found Mia's voice so irritating it felt like a chore to finish the book so I quit the series. I wish they'd all been out when I was…

Oh, yeah. If someone was an asshole they got a smiley face on their cup which indicated to the barista to give that fucker decaf. Vigilante justice.

I was a barista and it drives me NUTS when people complain about the names on the cups. We're doing a million things back there, making drinks, food, replenishing ingredients, cleaning, etc., getting your name right on the cup is at the bottom of my priority list. And as long as your drink is right, why do you care?!…

I have a fairly common, phonetic, anglo saxon name and people still manage to mispronuonce it constantly. Conclusion: people are dumb.

I am crying and I have no clue why.

Hah, my story is similar. I was actually toasting ramen noodles to add to my salad. It's funnier without the details.

Alas, I fear the abridged version is more entertaining than the full story but:

I started a kitchen fire while making a salad once.

I always got the best tips from older men. But it almost always came with a heaping dose of sexual harassment :/

I don't know who Dilpo is. Should I be worried? Am I an Olde?

Craig Ferguson is a national treasure. We can't afford to lose him. Doesn't Carson Daly have a show she can steal?

So, does she actually get the abortion? I mean, this looks cute and I'd like to see it either way. But if she changes her mind because it's true love and she and Plop end up living happily ever after together with their accidental spawn, it just doesn't seem that ground breaking.

Except didn't Johnny Depp also refer to his ring as a chick ring?

Okay, SHE may not remember how she got to the hospital, but doesn't the hospital? I mean, she didn't just materialize in the bed. Someone brought her there, she got checked in, etc. It shouldn't be this much of mystery. There are so many missing pieces of information that seem pretty easy to obtain.

No, thank you.

I am shocked and appalled that California is so low.

I'm totally with you. I was at the movies the other day and I was having a hard time staying focused and I realized it's because I never just watch TV or a movie anymore. I always have my phone or computer out and am doing like ten things at once. It kind of scared me that I couldn't focus on a damn movie for two…

I fully admit to being addicted to this damn game and I hate myself for it. But I have never ever paid for that shit. Don't blame this on me.