So god's a foot fetishist?

The cast of Jersey Boys (musical about the 4 seasons)

As a heterosexual woman who is only just now at 36 being in my first nonabusive relationship, I have to tell you that falling in love peacefully and gently can happen to us, too. Take heart.

You should just send her random dick pics. Different dicks so he doesn't suspect that she's cheating, but mainly just so he gets them in his email. That's a seriously fucked move, but at least you can have fun with the guy before you tell your friend that she's dating a manipulative passive aggressive…

They're like the perfect conscience shoulder angels!

Obama: "How do I feel about this top?"
*poof!* Shoulder Angel Bohner: "It's too young for you. No."
*poof!* Shoulder Angel Biden: "Get it, girl!!!!!"
Obama: I'M GETTING IT.

Always listen to Shoulder Angel Biden.

I feel like his face is so leathery that it can't even display emotions anymore.

That is the kind of Anglophile that I am. I like the pop culture (e.g. music, film) and everyday life, rather than the monarchy (which I despise).

You could do what my bff's husband did recently — install spyware that forwards all texts/emails to his email.

Why not all three?

When I was in school, we had a regular mah-jongg game every Friday night. The one of bamboo is supposed to be a peacock, but on this set, it looked kind of like a chicken. One night, three people called mah-jongg off it, and it became known as the Chicken of Doom. Thus it became a rule that you had to shout "NO, YOU…

We want to gossip about you guys behind your back.
Go to sleep now. ;)

Let this American be the first to tell you I don't get Americans loving the monarchy thing. I feel like whole fucking war was fought for me not to give a shit about English royalty. Also the princes are not attractive thats right I said it. I could go to any grocery store throw like 4 pennies and hit 3 way more…

You are a hero to us all.

What's even more hilarious (or not, depending on your perspective) is that the Americans who love the royals are often of the conservative bent, and profess their love for American individualism and the whole bootstraps myth. No one could be less entrepreneurial (or less American) than those lumpy old aristos…

Honestly, who would hire them? The amount of $$ in security alone would make it pointless. They own a bunch of land, they need to learn how to make it profitable.

What kind of mire of insanity would you have to be living in that this Cyril subplot from Archer Season 2 would even occur to you? Dear god, just DTMFA.

Years from now, after the Feline Uprising has rendered our landscape barren and enslaved our human children in the catnip fields, they will talk of an intrepid reporter who uncovered the Catspiracy long before the Feline Generals made their first march on mankind. "Her name was Burt," they will say with reverence,…

Yes, there will be some. And they will be Americans, which I find hilarious.

Note to self: carry straw in bag at all times to lure adorable kittens.

Eh, these inbred bums can all get jobs IMO. *cue monarchy defenders in 5..4...3*