The Bible made the end sound so bad, but Oreos make it sound so good!
Hey, they're just trying to depict purity and cleanliness
i fear i might end up hoarding these.
The gingerbread Oreos are GLORIOUS. Zero regrets.
I already got some. The Rice Krispies Treat ones are good. The cookie dough ones are kinda gross and overwhelming.
Cookie dough flavoured cookies. Cookies that taste like they haven't been baked but actually they have been baked?
We've come full circle, folks. The end is surely nigh.
fuck to the yes. after such pitfalls as watermelon & candy corn, this seems more on point, oreo. you have my saturated fat blessing. my clogged arteries render unto thee songs of joy from my cavity-laden mouth.
I've never understood everyone's love of Oreos. I like soft cookies only.
LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST!
*If you chant it, she will come.*
Uncle Sugar funds your boner pills, Fuckabee. Uncle Sugar also funds penis pumps and implants. Tell us, why don't you men accept impotence for what it so clearly is? God's Will For You.
Oy, I was too quick on the comment. This isn't really an example of benevolent sexism. COMMENT FAIL.
This is standard GOP rhetoric at this point. Every one of them rolls out this talking point every time they appear in public lately. You can tell they don't actually believe the words coming out of their own mouths because they're so obviously scripted and focus grouped.
Relevant:
His comments caused so much eye rolling and head shaking that I feel disoriented.
Machete Kills :0)
He is a sociopath.
I still can't get over how gross the Uncle Sugar thing is.