Julia Roberts?

He is so UGLY. Ya'll have terrible taste.

Morena Baccarin is about to turn me into a lesbian. DAYUM SHE'S HOT.

Why can't Melissa McCarthy wear something as gorgeous as this dress? I know she's not the same size as Oprah, but if Oprah can find a designer that will work wonders on her figure, she should share that name with Melissa.

She's stuck in the 90s. Gawddammit Mariah.

Jezzies of a certain age will look at that last picture and fondly remember these two great actors from the Electric Company, a PBS educational show in which they both starred. It is making me feel all the feels!

Holy moly she looks FANTASTIC. I love everything about this look! Slinky white gown + mesh off-the-shoulder sleeves + alternative lifestyle haircut =forget your boyfriends, ladies, this here's my GIRLFRIEND.

Seems to be going around...

I refuse to believe Selena would write 'U' and Justin would write 'you'.

I call fake. I cannot believe that Beiber would use the correct form of you're, and not just UR.

kids..

It's always upsetting to learn that dick pics hold little to no power over women.

Being a first grade teacher myself these stories infuriate me beyond belief. You are being trusted to help these children, how in the hell can you abuse that trust and do something like this?

Yeah. As a parent, shit like this really scares me. Mostly because I am pretty sure I'd be in jail before he was.

You are so utterly and terribly wrong. I have a six year old daughter and she would feel incredibly violated to have anyone other than me see her shirtless.

Uh oh - the comments section is being wonky again. I can't see it in Firefox or IR on my PC or in Safari on my iPhone.

Kinjaaaaaaa! Why can't I see any comments this morning??

I am thrilled, thrilled to see that Thompson wore flat shoes for this event. It's incredibly refreshing, and, since the shoes were, in my estimation, very pretty, I don't see any reason why other women who value comfort should not embrace this idea. However. She photobombed Lupita, that new beautiful revelation of an…

I feel Kinja should be an honorary member of this dirt bag for giving the middle finger to all commenters. ;) Happy belated Blue Ivy!

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