lol “I’ve hidden my Muslim birth certificate at the bottom of Lake Michigan.”

Why bother with a look-alike, when the real Barack Obama isn’t busy at the moment? “Hi. I’m former President Barack Obama, and I’m here to talk to you about the importance of not flinging yourself from highway overpasses directly into the path of oncoming eighteen-wheelers.”

This might actually work

#neverforget

Yes he is.

Ok here’s what needs to happen: after every CNN show, or every half-hour or so, they need a black guy who looks kinda like Barack Obama to get in front of the camera and emphatically tell viewers “Do not drink bleach. I really don’t want you to drink bleach.”

Timothy Burke (aka the guy that made that video for Deadspin) is a national hero.

I liked it better when my local news was focused exclusively on covering only the bloodiest incidents of violence from the previous 24 hours.

Seatguru already lays out the best seats on almost every aircraft and airline. You can easily pick out a seat, this way. Of course airlines have already caught on to people having this knowledge, so they charge a premium fee to select any seat that is even marginally better than typical. They also make sure that those…

Easy for you to say, Mr. Pruitt! Not so easy when we’re the ones paying for it :P

SHHHHHH! Don’t listen to this guy. All the seats on Southwest jets are the same. Just sit down in the first one you see.

Isn’t this the only answer. Everything in sardine-class is just varying degrees of awful.

This is the tradeoff that I’ve made my peace with in order to have the aisle seat. I like the aisle seat because there’s more opportunity to stretch my legs, and because I hate being the person who wakes up or clambers over their rowmates in order to get out to use the restroom. When I’m on the aisle, I can get up…

If I was in a situation where I had to choose between a middle seat and a seat directly by the lavatories, I would probably sit in the middle. On longer flights, the unmistakable urine smells starts to linger in the area after a few hours. Very unappetizing during mealtime. Plus, everyone congregates and people end up…

That type stuff tends to stay in my system and make me groggy for 8-12 hours. For the 5-6 hour flights, I usually just have a couple drinks. Enough to relax, but not enough to be wasted or need to use the restroom multiple times.

I’m trying to figure out the perfect pharmaceutical for a 5-hour redeye. I feel like Tylenol PM would have me still knocked out upon arrival. Is Benedryl a better option?

oh hell no

I seriously considered murdering an old woman who woke me up multiple times on a redeye. It was a larger plane with a 3x3x3 configuration. I was in an aisle seat in the center section, and she was in the middle. She said she didn’t want to disturb her traveling companion who was in the other aisle seat.

Long flight? Window seat + Tylenol PM.

If you want to sleep and are in the aisle, you’d better hope that the middle and window seat people don’t have to go to the bathroom...